Walnuts

The 'English' walnut is perhaps the most common of nuts currently eaten by Americans. Each year at holiday season around Winter Solstice and Christmas, etc., we remove our fancy nut bowls from the top shelf in our kitchens, search out the nutcracker, then fill the bowl to overflowing. The 'English' Walnut is very popular because it is so easy to crack and get the meat out. Except for hazelnuts and almonds, they are the simplest.

Behind this simplicity lies a long history which is quite a surprise. First off, the nut came from Persia (currently Iraq) and not England. From prehistoric times these nuts have carried all over the world from China to England and America. For thousands of years the lowly walnut has been prized for its extraordinary nutritional values: it makes men's dicks hard.

The Romans gave it the name Juglans which the modern botanists still use: Juglans is its proper botanical-Latin name. Juglans, according to my botany, translates into 'Jupiter's dick head' because eating walnuts makes men horny. The Chinese who relish their male horniness, have long used the Persian walnut to increase their virility and make their cum lumpy and fertile. Americans and Europeans with their sexual phobias seem to be the only people on Earth who are unaware of this use off walnuts. The Chinese have listed walnuts in their pharmacopoeia for several thousand years at least.

So, if your man's cum has gotten thin and runny or simply quit, you may be able to tease it back into good health by eating about 6 walnuts daily between 3 and 5 in the afternoon. Crack them yourself and eat them fresh. If your health is otherwise good, you will get results in about six weeks - more or less. If your body has given up sex because it is unhealthy, this will not work. You may have to start at the bottom and regain your health first.

Black walnuts, the most common American walnut, are about the same as the Persian walnut. Butternuts or white walnuts also work well and are very delicious too, but are only known to farmers and mountain folk. If you want to grow the Persian walnuts on your own place, plant them on a hillside, they don't like flat places.

Eat them raw. Cooking always destroys something virtuous. Eat them on an empty stomach and give them an hour to digest before eating something else. Some food-combining folks prefer to eat some seeds like sunflower or peanuts (organic) or tahini at the same time to help digestion.

Walnuts feed the 'Kidney Yin' energies as the Chinese describe them. One of the side effects of eating walnuts is the removal of bags under the eyes, a sure sign of 'kidney yin deficiency'. Local Black Walnuts are best but they are hell to crack. Special nutcrackers are made for them.

A few walnuts boiled briefly and eaten at bed time make a wonderful 'sleeping pill' too. If you wake up at night to pee, this will likely stop. However if you get up several times a night to pee, eating boiled walnuts may only reduce the number of times you get up. In this case it is time to change your diet to vegetarian and visit a Chinese herbalist.

And feed them to your boyfriend too.

P.S. Walnuts are also good for women, but not quite the same way.

Post Script #2 This was written in 1985. Since then I have learned the remarkable medicinal value of this tree. Another essay will be written about medicine in the herbal section.